Imagine my surprise when I came into the living room and found this:
The audacity of this man! Climbing onto the railing of the balcony of a home where a two year old resides. Doesn't he know that would warrant a 3.2.1 countdown and immediate time out? Luckily William was asleep when I discovered him, and unable to get any idea of a new place to climb. Next time, Mr. Gutterman, let us know when you are coming for a visit, and please refrain from sprinkling your newly dislodged leaves on my patio.